My Pet Sally

I’m gonna wanna see myself with something too
Friends I don’t pay are friends I never knew
So I took the chance and got some help from few
And got a long and skinny friend to talk to

Cause I have the time and the liberty
To play with pet Sally please
Don’t go away, Sally please

No more lonely showers and uneaten foods
My salamander has hygiene too
And he thinks me the way I think of you
The only next step is for him to say I do

Cause I have the time and the liberty
To play with pet Sally please
Don’t go away, Sally please

Sally please don’t go away, I won’t be hung in yesterday the lonely night, getting beat up by gays in bar fights