Ben Wah Balls

Passively one day as the sun rose out of its house
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
Happily and gay
Well I guess not exactly that
Because he found this special girl
That put him in this special trance

He fell in love so quickly
What the hell was he to expect
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
As any other girl
That he had thought that he once met
I guess you could only blame fate

Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she’d missed
And then quietly one day
He sang a song from deep within his heart
Causing some indigestion
He finished with a great big fart and

She knew at that one moment
That song was something she’d heard before
So she asked him to do that again
Then out the door they hurried
She was going to find out for sure
So she analyzed his rear end

She said when I was a little girl my dad left my mom
He used to always fart and sing this special song
Now I wasn't quite so sure
Until your pants did fall
But now I know that you’re my dad because you use ben wah balls